now hold up lets talk about geese
supermegafoxyawesomehotnot: look isn’t it adorable that’s a gosling, which is a baby goose, not the dude named ryan but see these fluffy little puffballs aren’t they cute yeah they’re really adorable up until the point when you realize they’re the SPAWN OF SATAN LOOK AT IT ALL GROWN UP IT HAS TEETH THAT’S RIGHT, TEETH TEETH ON THEIR MOTHERFUCKING TONGUE THIS THING WILL FUCK...
deliciouspineapple: muggleland: the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like a caucasian orc from the lord of the rings
muggleland: the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like a caucasian orc from the lord of the rings
Most girls: hair done rly cute every day, lots of makeup, designer clothes, eat salad 2 stay skinny, drive cute cars, like puppies and boys who sing (:
Me: hair down, no makeup, homemade clothes, ride horses across foreign lands, eat their hearts, burn my enemies, marry a horse lord, my children are dragons. I am the rightful Queen of the Seven Kingdoms. I am the Stormborn and I will take what is mine with fire and blood.
weight-a-second: unnoticedbyall: davidspookmour: imagine singing in the shower with your favorite singer we wouldn’t be singing